The Chinese Are Creepy, Part 1,489,832,567

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A Chinese man who had his leg amputated 20 years ago as a result of a drunk driving accident is doing his part to make people aware of the dangers of driving drunk – he shows them his severed leg.

Song Weiguo of Jiangyan, in China’s Jiangsu province, pulls out his severed leg from it’s sealed formaldehyde tank every year on the anniversary of his motorcycle accident 20 years ago. He then invites people over to his house and shows them the leg in an effort he hopes will shock them into thinking twice about driving while impared.

Song’s wife says she’s used to having the leg around after all these years, but that her husband is obsessed with it, even talking about it in his sleep sometimes.

Here’s what I can tell you about Song Weiguo’s efforts – Putting your 20 year old severed leg on display every August will deter people from one thing and one thing only:

Going to China.

Whatever happened to good old “Mothers Against Drunk Driving?”  Or better yet, you can still get the shock value of scaring people by showing them you only have one fucking leg.  No need to show a 2 decade-old stump hanging in the window like your house is a fucking butcher’s shop.

But let Song Weiguo go on talking about his ex-leg in his sleep.  Anything to keep their minds occupied other than the fact that they have strength in numbers and could take over the world at any moment is good for the rest of mankind.

For Sure NOT Show Severed Leg

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2 Responses to The Chinese Are Creepy, Part 1,489,832,567

  1. Snooki is so pretty, we just absolutely love Snooki :-O

  2. Hitch says:

    How come that leg is still fresh and not – like – smelling?

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