Teen Breaks Into CT Home Just To Trim His Pubes

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Asbury Park Press A Connecticut man confessed to breaking into a neighbor’s home after he felt bad about practicing personal hygiene there and then leaving behind pubic hair trimmings.  Manuel Gonzalez of Greenwich broke into a Locust Street home Wednesday while the owner was away to catch up on trimming his privates.  Later, he felt remorseful for his actions and confessed to the woman who owned the house. She called police, who charged the 18-year-old with first-degree burglary.

Whoa Whoa Whoa.  Hold the phone with this “first-degree burglary” nonsense.  This is a simple case of lost in translation.  Do you know how many rich Connecticut families hire Mexican guys to come to their house to trim the bushes?  Poor Manuel here is just a victim of miscommunication.

The way I see it, the owner of this home owes Manuel $50 and a bag of pubes.

For Sure NOT First-Degree Burglary

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One Response to Teen Breaks Into CT Home Just To Trim His Pubes

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