What The Fuck Just Happened?

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I return to you, Nation, a Broken Man – physically, emotionally, and financially.

I went to Vegas for what felt like 5 Days, 32 Nights.  I spent an ungodly amount of money, and return to my world of smut in shambles!

Lady Gaga has a fucking discostick, dethroning Kanye West for the #1 Spot on the FSKY Power Rankings.  The Yankees are like 29 gms ahead in first place, and there are fucking planes and shit colliding over Manhattan.  I can’t leave you idiots alone for 2 minutes without shit blowing up.

Anyway, I’m back.  Alive (Barely)  Let’s get this shit started once again.

For Sure Haven’t Slept In 7 Days, By The Way

FSH’TSI7D,BTW

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4 Responses to What The Fuck Just Happened?

  1. mg says:

    Thank God you are back.

    FSTGYAB.

  2. getmoneygetpaid says:

    fucking finally man

  3. weew31 says:

    dude, work has been the f’in worst during FSN VACA…

    FOR SURE RETURN TO GREATNESS

    FSRTG

  4. cho-caine says:

    i was almost more productive during this extended absence

    FSN

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