I return to you, Nation, a Broken Man – physically, emotionally, and financially.
I went to Vegas for what felt like 5 Days, 32 Nights. I spent an ungodly amount of money, and return to my world of smut in shambles!
Lady Gaga has a fucking discostick, dethroning Kanye West for the #1 Spot on the FSKY Power Rankings. The Yankees are like 29 gms ahead in first place, and there are fucking planes and shit colliding over Manhattan. I can’t leave you idiots alone for 2 minutes without shit blowing up.
Anyway, I’m back. Alive (Barely) Let’s get this shit started once again.
For Sure Haven’t Slept In 7 Days, By The Way