Texas Inmate Hides Gun In His Fat Roll


HOUSTON (Aug. 8 ) — An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

You say overweight disgusting sloth, I say resourceful fellow with the wherewithal to use his blubber to his advantage.

If I was a fat ass When I inevitably become a fat ass, I am gonna use the depths of my fat rolls for all sorts of shit.  I’ll be hiding weapons too, in addition to food, tools, and all sorts of other shit.  You know that feeling when you put on your winter coat the first day its cold enough to wear it, and you find a $20 bill that you left in there from last season?

Well the only thing better than that is when you go to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and you open the fridge and you’re out of cheese, but then you find Kraft Singles underneath your fat roll and you’re in business.

For Sure Fat Rolls

4 Responses to Texas Inmate Hides Gun In His Fat Roll

  1. debo says:

    Magobet meets George Vera….Match made in heaven?

  2. debo says:

    Yup nothing like two overweight mongoloids making mongolove

  3. seahearthomas says:

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: