Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.
You say overweight disgusting sloth, I say resourceful fellow with the wherewithal to use his blubber to his advantage.
If I was a fat ass When I inevitably become a fat ass, I am gonna use the depths of my fat rolls for all sorts of shit. I’ll be hiding weapons too, in addition to food, tools, and all sorts of other shit. You know that feeling when you put on your winter coat the first day its cold enough to wear it, and you find a $20 bill that you left in there from last season?
Well the only thing better than that is when you go to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and you open the fridge and you’re out of cheese, but then you find Kraft Singles underneath your fat roll and you’re in business.
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