I’m off to Vegas, Nation! Goddam, Hamptons all month and now a trip to Vegas for a bachelor party/wedding – Does anyone have a better life than me?
The answer to that question, of course, is a resounding yes. I’m an internet smut peddler for God’s Sake – there are about 1 trillion people who have better lives than me.
Nonetheless, I’m gone til next Monday. Try not to Kill Yourselves in my absence.
Also, there’s a chance I black out and die. So lets hope that doesn’t happen. I can guarantee you, though, my friends will be dragging my ass around the strip like this little motherfucker in the Verizon Store:
For Sure Vegas