I Don’t Know If This Is Medically Proven, Russia

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MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russian soccer fans have been told to drink whisky on their trip to Wales for next month’s World Cup qualifier to ward off the H1N1 swine flu virus, the head of the country’s supporter association (VOB) said Monday.

“We urge our fans to drink a lot of Welsh whisky as a form of disinfection,” VOB head Alexander Shprygin told Reuters.

“That should cure all symptoms of the disease.”

“Russian fans don’t fear anything or anybody so this virus will not stand in our way of supporting our team.”

Something tells me crazy Soccer Hooligans use this method for just about every problem.

“Broke your leg?  Drink some whiskey.”

“AIDS?  We got the cure right here – Whiskey”

“Too drunk from drinking whiskey?  Drink some whiskey, you’ll sober up.”

“Whats the matter, you got whiskey dick?  Drink some whiskey, you’ll get it up.”

FS Whiskey

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