Survey Says…….CHINESE HOOKERS!

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Prostitutes are considered more trustworthy in China than government officials and scientists, a recent survey of more than 3,000 respondents showed. The online survey of 3,376 Chinese showed that 7.9 percent of respondents considered sex workers trustworthy, putting them in third place after farmers and religious workers, the Insight China magazine said on its website.

“A list like this is at the same time surprising and embarrassing,” the China Daily said Tuesday in an editorial, commenting on the result of the survey, which was carried out in June and July.

“The sex workers’ unexpected prominence on this list of honour… is indeed unusual.

We surveyed 100 Asians.  Top 5 Answers on the Board:

Name the most trustworthy people in China:

“Government Officials!”

x

“Logical Men of Science!”

x

Hookers!

DING DING DING!

There’s an old saying  that goes “I only trust them as far as I can throw them.”

Well, Chinese Hookers are pretty damn tiny, and luckily for them I am a veteran of the Hooker Tossing Technique.  As a result, I can throw Chinese Whores pretty far.  So, I am bound by the old adage.  Sorry Scientists.

For Sure Trustworthy Chinese Hookers

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