Who else could roll up into Communist North Korea, and within a few hours have Kim Jong Il in the palm of his hand? Nobody.
Slick Willy, Master Negotiator, probably took wacky old Kim Jong Il to a titty bar and threw down a wad of US Dollars and a big pile of drugs.
Lo and Behold, couple hours and a few lap dances later, Kim Jong Il stumbles out of the Strip Club, unable to feel his face, handing out “special pardons” like they are going out of style.
Reminds me of the 90s when we used to run shit
FS Slick Willy
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