Your Grandparents will tell you they will never forget where they were when they heard Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese.
Your parents will tell you they will never forget where they were when they received word President Kennedy was assassinated.
You, my friends, will tell your children, and your children’s children after them, where you were when Maria Magobet redefined a 0 out of 10.
Maria Magobet is a wild animal. Shes like a large mouth bass that was caught in an oil spill.
She’s a beast lurking in the shadowy depths of dark, dark caves. Magobet is a creature of which we do not speak.
Shes a combination of former WWF Hardcore Champion Mabel, Biggie from the Mo Money Mo Problems Video, and FSN’s very own Wildebeest Mascot.
She makes Courtney Paris look like Megan Fox. Her appetite is a threat to small children and neighborhood pets.
She is the definition of a ZERO out of Ten.
She is quite simply….