Seattle Bank Teller Fired For Being Fucking Awesome

"Myeah, Now See Here Teller.  Don't even think about calling the coppers, myeah"

"Myeah, Now See Here Teller. Don't even think about calling the coppers, myeah"

SEATTLE — A Seattle bank teller has lost his job because he ran down a would-be bank robber and held him until police arrived. Jim Nicholson, 30, who had worked for more than two years at a Key Bank branch near the Seattle Center, says he understands the bank’s strict policy that employees comply with robbery demands and avoid confrontations.

In other news, a Texas man was arrested for saving kittens from a burning building and a New York man is going to jail for foiling a terror plot.

What the fuck is Key Bank trying to to prove?  Jimmy Nicholson not only deserves the keys to the city, but Michael Bay should be banging on his door ready to shoot a blockbuster about him saving the day and then banging Megan Fox in the bank vault.

The suspect finally approached the counter, he walked toward Nicholson and said: “This is a ransom, fill the bag with money,” Nicholson said.

Hearing the word “ransom,” Nicholson stopped for a second and asked to see the man’s gun.

The man said, “It’s a verbal ransom.” Nicholson then lunged over the counter at him.

BAHAHA you can’t pull a verbal ransom on a bad ass like Jimmy Nicholson!  Verbal Ransom, ok sure Mr. Robber let me just fill up your money bags with IOUs.  This one is worth 250 thou, might wanna keep that one!

For Sure NOT Verbal Ransom

~ Shout out to C Mac for the link

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One Response to Seattle Bank Teller Fired For Being Fucking Awesome

  1. funfsinn14 says:

    reminds me of a situation in england where a man was arrested for shooting two buglars who busted into his house. It was illegal for him to own his pistol or some shit. fucked up.

    for sure self defense

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