START PULLING OUT DUDE.
I happened to think that Jude Law is an underrated cocksman. I mean he was in the news alot when he was f’ing nanny and cheating on this:
but I still think for the most part he flies under the radar. He’s got a little bit of the Derek Jeter technique in him.
And the only thing that can derail this completely perfect lifestyle is fucking KIDS.
This new chick, Samantha Burke, looks like this:
SS, right? Do you know what she looks like pregnant?
About 100 pounds heavier, and $100,000 a year more expensive.
Jude, call up Tom Brady – ask for the blueprint on how to pull this shit off and still look like a hero.
For Sure NOT Get Multiple Bitches Knocked Up When You Are A Movie Star Cocksman
~ Shout out to Choot for the link