In determining how well you perform in the sack, “Passion” takes into consideration three factors: activity, measured by the iPhone’s “accelerometer”; duration, measured by its timer; and orgasm, measured by its microphone.
You wanna feel sexually inferior because you only lasted 7 minutes and your partner wasn’t screaming in ecstasy?
There’s An App For That.
Do you want bitches telling their girlfriends that you only ranked a “4” on the Passion scale?
There’s An App For That
Pretty soon there’s going to be an App that allows the iPhone to actually fuck your girlfriend.
The worst part about this app is that its completely geared towards judging men. There should be an app judging the sexual performance of women
It will just count the number of times she says “No” or “Stop” or “I don’t do that” and deduct points accordingly.
Fuck Steve Jobs – his infernal creation has already done irreparable harm to my bank account and is moving on to destroy my sexual confidence.
For Sure NOT Passion
~ Shout out to C Mac for the link