Hey Asylum – For Sure NOT

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Have you guys heard of this actress, Megan Fox? She’s in the “Transformers” movie and she’s super-hot and — oh, you have heard of her already? Maybe that’s because we, the media, have been covering her every weird thumb, geek-shunning, supposed bisexuality, Star Wars-T-shirt wearing, and sexy photo taken.

But on August 4, that all changes, as Asylum bands together with the other manly sites of the Web in an Internet-wide media ban on all things Megan Fox.

Call me a scab, call me a blackleg, but I will For Sure NOT be participating in this little fiasco.

Count on me August 4th to cross the picket lines and post whatever the F I want about Megan Fox.

Megan Fox is like any other SS in that they have limited shelf life.  Give it a few years and they get fat like Jennifer Love Hewitt and its a wrap.  So you don’t give them space and let them breathe.  You don’t respect their privacy and leave them alone.  You ride them to the finish line like a Thoroughbred horse of a veteran in the walk year of a contract.  You know you’re gonna lose them eventually, so get every last drop out of them as possible.

For Sure NOT For Sure NOT Megan Fox

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One Response to Hey Asylum – For Sure NOT

  1. cmac says:

    FS not going to take the obvious “ride them to the finish line” joke

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