Sunday’s joust at a festival in Barre was a modern-day re-enactment of a fabled fist fight over the city’s naming. Mayor Thomas Lauzon and Jeff Blow, chairman of the town’s selectboard, teetered on padded pedestals in the middle of a ring as they wielded their jousting sticks.
You can cheat on your wife with all the Argentinians you want or buy as many $5,000 hookers you want with public funds, but you better not step up to the Pedestal as my Mayor and walk off with broken ribs.
I mean, how am I supposed to have confidence in my elected official in The Eliminator when he can’t even get through the Joust?
For Sure NOT Lose The Joust If You Are The Mayor
~ Shout out to the Big Veritable for the link