Seriously? People Actually Like This Dickhead?

C-Town Shoulda Bailed On This Dude The MOMENT He Did This

C-Town Shoulda Bailed On This Dude The MOMENT He Did This

CLEVELAND — LeBron James struggled with sudden fame after appearing on Sports Illustrated’s cover as a 17-year-old and admits he smoked marijuana during his junior year in high school.

Those are two of the revelations in a book chronicling James’ rise from Akron, Ohio, hoops prodigy to NBA superstar.

In “Shooting Stars,” written by James and co-author Buzz Bissinger, James said the SI cover and the media attention he and his high school teammates received was difficult to handle.

Writing a tell all book?  That’s for chicks.

You’re not a chick, are you Lebron?

Its also for people who are washed up and broke, like Jose Canseco, but LBJ is FSN either of those things.

What he is, though, is a giant douche.  And when you combine that with the Douchebag leader/master Buzz Bissinger it creates a concoction of douchebaggery the likes of which the world has never “Witnessed.” Get it? Get it?

Lebron is the TMZ of superstars.  He’s more worried about his image and “icon” status than he is about basketball.  And apparently he thinks that people give a fuck if he smoked weed in High School and if adults exploited him.

Yea, there’s breaking news – Million dollar teenagers smoking weed and getting taken advantage of.  Stop the presses.

The Next Jordan?

For Sure NOT.

You know why Michael Jordan never wrote a book?  Its impossible to do with 6 Championship Rings on your fingers.

FSN LBJ and FSN Buzz Bissinger.

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10 Responses to Seriously? People Actually Like This Dickhead?

  1. BC says:

    LBJ and A-Rod need to get together and be awkwardly uncharasmatic together.

    I hope the Cavs win this year so that Shaq can overshadow “The Chosen One”

    Man… I am such a hater.

  2. cmac says:

    christ if i had a dollar for every teenager i’ve taken advantage of i’d have approximately $34……

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  4. Timmaaaaay says:

    “You know why Michael Jordan never wrote a book? Its impossible to do with 6 Championship Rings on your fingers.”

    …It’s also because he was too busy gambling his ass off.

    I have one of those six championship rings as a matter of fact.

    HOT.DICE.GAME.BABY

  5. Enrico Pallazo says:

    Simmer down…that dickhead may someday be a New York Knick…and we will have to kiss his weak ass.

  6. illen in the 2o3 says:

    Yeah your right Lebron must be more worried about his image than basketball. I wonder when hes gonna win MVP….oh wait….and Jordan wrote 3 books smart guy….I wonder which one he wrote when he was cutting his ex-wife a check for $150 million….he probably should have borrowed some weed from Lebron…

    23 in ’09

  7. JR says:

    FU FSN,

    I want to come in here and defend my hometown hero, and you use the one and only kryptonite photograph that makes my stomach turn. Imagine if Superman was proudly sporting Lexcorp gear…tears.

    I hope the Cavs win and I hope that Shaq and LeBron have the biggest basketball bromance of all time without the messy breakup that Shaq and Kobe had (what a sick finals that would be if the Cavs won). LeBron is not the uncharismatic douche that A-rod is. Have you seen “the LeBrons” commercials!? Amazing!

    In closing FU for using that pic so I can’t say shit, LeBron is amazing, he’s not coming to NY, and Arod is a tremendous douche.

  8. dmac says:

    Yo “illen in the 203”,

    I think LBJ should be hitting up Jordan for weed, not vice versa. As someone who has dabbled in recreational drugs, I would kill for whatever the hell Jordan was smoking this night…

  9. Kobe says:

    You guys talk a lot of shit here and sound like a bunch of Douche bags. Get a life , Lebrons not going anywhere , so go fuck yourselves.

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