Broads Love Porn, Too

For Sure Porn In Reflection

For Sure Porn In Reflection

Notwithstanding how lame the cliché is, or how simply bad most porn is, the fact is, millions of women use and enjoy “explicit sexual imagery.”

What’s perhaps more surprising, given the latest scientific research, is that more of us don’t.

In the first three months of 2007, according to Nielsen/NetRatings, approximately one in three visitors to adult entertainment Web sites was female; during the same period, nearly 13 million American women were checking out porn online at least once each month.

Well Well Well.  I hope it didn’t hurt too much when these 13 Million broads fell off their High Horses.

I feel SO bad for chicks these days.  Expectations in the bedroom are through the FUCKING ROOF.  Back in the day guys were just happy to catch a glimpse of some boobs and maybe an HJ at the drive in.

Now thanks to the Internet guys show up on the first date dangling from a sex swing, wearing a snorkel and some flippers, with a back pack full of dangerous toys and weapons and a list of acceptable and effective safe words.

But you know what ladies?  The world is full of double standards and this trend ain’t goin anywhere. Get with the program.

For Sure Program

~ Shout out to Cradle Robber for the article

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5 Responses to Broads Love Porn, Too

  1. brownmancity says:

    Hmm snorkel and flippers you say? Gotta write that one down 🙂 This internet thing really helps give ideas when plain sex isn’t good anymore.

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