A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.
The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.
The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.
So let me get this straight.
This dude rolls up in a salon with a shotgun with the intent of stealing this establishment’s hard earned money, and after a “crushing body blow” from a ninja/hairdresser, his punishment is to get fucked for three straight days??
WHERE DO I SIGN?
When is the world gonna cut the shit and realize that men can’t be f’ing raped??
Furry handcuffs and a three day bender of pill induced sex? You realize some guys PAY for that kind of shit.
Oh the gravy train didn’t stop there for the unnamed robber, who from here on out will be referred to as the Luckiest Guy Ever:
“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.”
A pair of jeans and a profit of a thousand fucking rubles on top of all that ass. Now THAT is a full service salon.
What’s that you say? The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session?
Welp, sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet folks
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