Literally the FIRST thing I was ever taught was when painting the fence of a pasture line, you must lure any zebras blocking you in a calm and friendly manner. It’s Pasture Line Fence Painting 101.
But seriously lets back it up, a FUCKING ZEBRA?
Aren’t zebras in the Serengeti and shit?? Was Joe Windscheffel painting the fence at the pasture line at the f’n Six Flags safari? Because last time I checked you don’t just stumble upon exotic animals out in Pittsburgh.
In other news, The Pittsburgh State Kicker was swallowed by a hippopotamus and the second string quarterback was trampled by a giraffe.
Its like they’re playing a game of Jumanji
For Sure Jumanji
~ Shout out to GP for the link