Is This a Fucking Resort?

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Or is it Derek Jeter’s house in Tampa?

Bubble in B on the Scantron folks.

You’d figure when you’re a single dude you wouldn’t need a huge compound like this, but when you have a laundry list of smokeshow bitches to call up, you need enough rooms to hide them all throughout your home.

Its like searching for Easter Eggs Sunday morning:

Let me look behind the piano in the study…..OH ITS JESSICA ALBA!

What about behind the curtain in the master bedroom, WOW ITS OLIVIA WILDE!

It’s like playing Clue but with Smokeshows instead of murder.

For Sure Smokeshow Clue

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