What Would Tyler Durden Do? Something Cooler Than This

You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Wednesday, a Manhattan teenager was arrested for the Memorial Day bombing of a Starbucks coffee shop on the Upper East Side.

According to police, Kyle Shaw, 17, [shown here doing his super sweet karate skills for youtube] who was charged with planting the homemade explosive device is reported to have modeled his behavior after Tyler Durden, an anti-social character played by Brad Pitt in the movie ‘Fight Club.’

I’m not going to waste too many words on this dickhead, but lets just say he is SURGING through the FSKY Power Rankings

At week’s end, he’ sits just below Kanye West, who’s been atop the FSKY list for 25 straight weeks, and Mets Owner Fred Wilpon

#1 Kanye West – Still a dick.

#2 Kyle Shaw – Practices Karate moves on camera so he can watch himself on the Inter Web, and then blows up a Starbucks trying to be like Tyler Durden

#3 Fred Wilpon – Lost $700 Million to Bernie Madoff.  That’s like putting all your eggs in one basket, except its more like putting all your Million Dollar Bills into a shredder.

Kyle Shaw?

FSKY

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