CODY, Wyo. – A man says he used his chainsaw to fight off a starving mountain lion that attacked him while he was camping in the Shoshone National Forest. Ex-Marine Dustin Britton of Windsor, Colo., says he raised the chainsaw he had been using to cut brush and inflicted a six- to eight-inch gash on the 100-pound lion’s shoulder.
I mean, this is a little unfair. A Chainsaw is a bit much. Only thing that beats a chainsaw is a Gun.
It’s common Who Would Win in a Fight knowledge.
So I feel a little bad for the Mountain Lion here. But lets call a spade a spade this is the first time a Mountain Lion has ever been an underdog EVER. He’s always had an advantage over like 99% of all animals, and certainly over bare handed humans.
So yea, you’ve got an uphill battle, Mountain Lion. You gonna cry about it? You want me to call the ambulance??
Sack up Mountain Lion. Your Father would be ashamed.
For Sure Marine With A Chainsaw.