You Cannot Make This Shit Up

PHILADELPHIA (AP) – Pedro Martinez agreed to a contract with the Philadelphia Phillies, general manager Ruben Amaro Jr. said Wednesday.

The team put the three-time Cy Young winner on the 15-day disabled list with a mild shoulder strain. It has not been determined when he will begin a rehab assignment.

Welp, that didn’t take long.  My and the Big Weez set the Over/Under for Pedro wins in the second half at 4 1/2.  I thought about taking the over just cuz the Philly offense can provide Jaime Moyer with 8 Wins even though he pitched to a 5.99 ERA in the 1st half.

But, this is not a good omen.

FS Over or Under?



One Response to You Cannot Make This Shit Up

  1. BC says:

    What, exactly, is his shoulder strained from? Sipping margaritas on the beach with midget white girls? Seriously, pedro is 5’7″ max and he is towering over that girl.

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