McMinn County Deputy Todd Levi said he spotted Jason Johnson, 31, trying to flag a vehicle down for a ride while walking along Highway 11 early Saturday morning and, upon closer inspection, the deputy found Johnson smelled of alcohol, was unsteady on his feet and had a pair of panties hanging from the unzipped fly of his pants, The Daily Post-Athenian, Athens, Tenn., reported Tuesday.
Johnson told the deputy he had taken the underwear along with dozens of other women’s undergarments, that he had thrown to the ground when he saw the deputy approaching, from a pool party he had been attending. Levi took Johnson back to the house to return the underwear and the victim declined to press charges.
Does the Tennessee Panty Raider (TPR) know where the fucking party is at or WHAT?
I mean this dude was partying with FORTY naked bitches!
I don’t even blame the Big TPR for what he did. If I’m at a party with literally dozens of naked women, I’d probably push the envelope as well and start stuffing their underwear down my pants too. I mean its already such an improbably situation, might as well Do It For The Story.
Can you imagine if ran like 5 miles, made it back to his buddy’s place, they are all sitting around drinking beers, and he takes his pants off and and avalanche of FORTY thongs fall out?
His boys would be speechless
For Sure Do It For The Story
~ Shout out to P Mac for the link