Superman Returns!


Maksim Katsnelson, who got into a fracas with cops just last week in Times Square while donning a Superman costume, has been arrested for taking on cops once again, authorities said today.

Katsnelson was lying in the street to protest a new Donald Trump construction project.

“I’m just tired. I’m not going anywhere,” Katsnelson told cops, according to prosecutors.

When cops ordered him to get up a second time, Katsnelson stood up and bolted, police said.

That’s when the cops ran after Katsnelson and arrested him.


Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

And the most persistent goddam street performer this City has ever seen!

This guy has literally become a Hero.  And he’s decided to take on New York City and the NYPD, suing them for roughing him up last week

Superman explains in the NY Post video that he plans to save the world much like the real Superman did, but not by “flying around the world, or using his laser eyes, or his super breath” – rather just by “talking”

“Everything we do makes a difference. Life is so precious,” he said.

I don’t understand what the fuck that has to do with anything, but I’m on board with you brotha!

Afterwards, Katsnelson compared Trump to Superman villian Lex Luther, saying he bankrolls “ugly” buildings.

Trump is gonna EAT THIS SHIT UP.

My favorite part of the whole story is when Superman was in court for his first arrest:

At one point during the arraignment, Katsnelson, still wearing a Superman costume complete with red cape, put his fists on his hips in a pose made famous by the comic superhero.

For Sure Maksim Katsnelson


One Response to Superman Returns!

  1. Garbageman says:

    Liberty and Justice (League) for All!

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