This Is Why I Swim In Pools

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A 20-foot-long basking shark that appears to be dying has washed ashore on Gilgo beach in Babylon.

Are these little bitches CRAZY?

I don’t care if that thing is as dead as Michael Jackson I’m not going NEAR a 20 foot long 2,000 lbs shark.

And don’t feed me that bullshit about “it eats plankton.”  Bet you there’s a fuckin tricycle and license plates and shit in this monster’s stomach.

For Sure NOT Pet Sharks

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