Pimpery Pays

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NEW Zealand martial arts champion Logan Campbell has turned to prostitution to fund his London Olympics campaign.

Campbell, who finished in the top 16 in the taekwondo featherweight division at the Beijing Olympics, has set up a “high-class gentleman’s club” with a friend in Auckland.

He said he had taken the decision to set up the business after his Beijing campaign cost about $121,000, mostly funded by his parents.

Campbell insisted yesterday he was not a “pimp” in the traditional sense.

“When people think of a pimp they think of a guy standing around on a street corner with gold chains,” he said. “Pimps are more tough-type guys. I’m an owner of an escort agency.”

Logan Campell – An Ol-pimp-ic Gold Medalist! Get it?  See, Olympic sounds like Olpimpic.

But seriously, $100 says this dude makes CASHFLOW pimping out dudes and by 2012 he’s making it rain in the club and dropping an album and won’t even remember what the fuck the Olympics is.

I love what people will tell themselves when they realized they can make cash money dollhairs doing deplorable shit.

I remember when I used to pimp bitches and I told myself “I’m not a pimp, I’m the owner of an escort agency.”  It’s what all the rookies tell themselves.  Until you have to Slap A Ho.  Then you realize you’re a full blown pimp.

For Sure Pimp Men For Olympic Gold.

I’m sure the IOC loves this story.

For Sure NOT.

~ Shout out to BC for the link

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3 Responses to Pimpery Pays

  1. Garbageman says:

    The French judge gives this post a 7.0

  2. weew31 says:

    FS Dollhairs

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