Man of Steel Clowns Some Lady Cop in Times Square

Superman and Batman took on New York’s Finest last night in an epic Crossroads of the World battle that left the Caped Crusader in cuffs.

Stunned Times Square tourists and office workers watched agog as cops struggled to subdue Clark Kent’s alter ego without kryptonite.

“The Man of Steel didn’t go down with just two officers, it took seven officers!” witness Ryan McCormick said. “He was putting up a good fight. Little kids were like, ‘Mommy, it’s Superman!’ “

If that wasn’t weird enough, McCormick turned and saw the Dark Knight handcuffed to a chair like a common villain.

“As this was happening, someone is like, ‘It’s Batman!’ I turn around and there’s Batman in handcuffs,” he said.

Superman, aka Maksim Katsnelson, 23, of The Bronx, was arrested and charged with assault and resisting arrested, police said, accusing him of punching a female officer in the face while she was trying to subdue him.

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Gotta Love NYC’s Finest.  “Do you have a permit to perform in costume in public?”

FSN bitch I’m fucking Superman.

And let this be a lesson to all you Batman dickriders.  While that homo the Dark Knight just sat there cuffed to a lawn chair like a punk ass sellout, Superman was beating bitches up and fighting for his freedom.

FS Superman

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2 Responses to Man of Steel Clowns Some Lady Cop in Times Square

  1. Timmaaaaay says:

    It’s time for a sequel, bitches.

    How long do we have to wait for The Return of Superman: FSN Exclusive?

  2. cho-caine says:

    the funny thing is that this is going to be a movie:

    “Superman/Batman: Public Enemies finds U.S. President Lex Luthor using the oncoming trajectory of a kryptonite asteroid to frame Superman and declare a $1 billion bounty on the heads of the Man of Steel and his “partner in crime,” Batman. Superheroes and supervillains alike launch a relentless pursuit of Superman and Batman, who must unite — and recruit super help — to stave off the action-packed onslaught, stop the asteroid, and uncover Luthor’s devious plot to take command of far more than North America. Superman/Batman: Public Enemies will be distributed by Warner Home Video in fall 2009.”

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