Are you fucking serious with this weapon selection? I get hit with a candlestick every day and I’m fucking fine.
Might as well pick the goddam Rope next time
Does anybody remember playing Clue when they were WAY to young to understand how the process of elimination works? I remember I’d sit there with that list that was like 5 feet long just checking random boxes and asking if it was the same three things over and over again.
I didn’t don’t even know what the fuck a conservatory is.
What I do know, is that Ms. Scarlett was a kinky little SS
I would just sit there looking at her card asking over and over again “Ms. Scarlet….my lead pipe….in the bedroom”
FS Ms. Scarlet
~ Shout out to Chocaine for the link