Colonel Mustard, You Son Of A Bitch

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SAN DIEGO — A man is in custody Monday on suspicion of attacking a woman with a candlestick while she was asleep at her home in Pacific Beach, police said.

Are you fucking serious with this weapon selection?  I get hit with a candlestick every day and I’m fucking fine.

Might as well pick the goddam Rope next time

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Does anybody remember playing Clue when they were WAY to young to understand how the process of elimination works?  I remember I’d sit there with that list that was like 5 feet long just checking random boxes and asking if it was the same three things over and over again.

I didn’t don’t even know what the fuck a conservatory is.

What I do know, is that Ms. Scarlett was a kinky little SS

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I would just sit there looking at her card asking over and over again “Ms. Scarlet….my lead pipe….in the bedroom”

FS Ms. Scarlet

~ Shout out to Chocaine for the link

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2 Responses to Colonel Mustard, You Son Of A Bitch

  1. BC says:

    Another egregious omission by the Cartoon SS Tourney Selection Committee.

  2. choot says:

    she really should have been in the SS Cartoon Tournament

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