J Christ I don’t know what the fuck kinda public pools they got goin on over in Egypt, but stray sperm is fuckin disgusting. I mean, listen, when you hit a public pool, there are a few things you have to sign up for:
1. Rampant amounts of boys pissing in your swimming water
2. The occasional Lincoln Log floating by
But stray sperm in a pool is a line I simply cannot cross.
Now, Nation, I know what you’re all thinking. You’re thinking “FSN, you don’t really believe this story do you?”
Of course, on the surface, this chick getting pregnant by sperm swimming all up in this chick seems unlikely, some might even say impossible.
But, considering that Polish chicks look like this:
And Egyptian Women look like this:
There’s a good chance that hundreds of adolescent Egyptian boys were J’ing at the pool that day.
This knocked up Polack was the hottest thing Egypt has seen since Jasmine.
I for one believe her.
For Sure Stay Sperm Impregnating 13 Year Olds
~ Shout out to Bello for the link