Now I’m No Scientist…

Could this be the Father?

Could this be the Father?

A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there.

J Christ I don’t know what the fuck kinda public pools they got goin on over in Egypt, but stray sperm is fuckin disgusting.  I mean, listen, when you hit a public pool, there are a few things you have to sign up for:

1. Rampant amounts of boys pissing in your swimming water

2. The occasional Lincoln Log floating by

3. Indians swimming with their shirts on

But stray sperm in a pool is a line I simply cannot cross.

Now, Nation, I know what you’re all thinking.  You’re thinking “FSN, you don’t really believe this story do you?”

Of course, on the surface, this chick getting pregnant by sperm swimming all up in this chick seems unlikely, some might even say impossible.

But, considering that Polish chicks look like this:

Polish Model Andrea Myrander

Polish Model Andrea Myrander

And Egyptian Women look like this:

Egyptian Models

Egyptian Models

There’s a good chance that hundreds of adolescent Egyptian boys were J’ing at the pool that day.

This knocked up Polack was the hottest thing Egypt has seen since Jasmine.

I for one believe her.

For Sure Stay Sperm Impregnating 13 Year Olds

~ Shout out to Bello for the link

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4 Responses to Now I’m No Scientist…

  1. The Pope says:

    Could this be the reason for people going in the pool fully clothed?

  2. Timmaaaaay says:

    Speaking as an Egyptian male, I can validate that “our boys” swim better than most races. Get it? Get it?

    Also, I FS believe there was semen in the pool. I am pretty sure the Qur’an allows arab men to whip it out and jerk it if they see female skin…let alone SS female skin.

    Why do you think the women are covered up all the freakin time? (Well, besides the whole hideous thing…)

  3. D Moh says:

    I resent this.

  4. M says:

    Andrea is Swedish…

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