Mets Nation went 23 GODDAMN innings without scoring a run until Luis Castillo’s RBI single in the second inning. For the first time in fucking 5 days they had an extra base hit, and escaped a oppo bomb from Manny in the 9th for a W against LA.
But fuck all that doom and gloom from the past week, Daniel Murphy pulled some And 1 Rucker Park shit on the baseball diamond with his SICK behind the back flip after a Mark Loretta rip ricocheted off first base.
Oliver Perez looked sharp…FOR SURE NOT. Seven BBs in 5 innings despite “earning” a win, and I think he has officially dethroned Luis Castillo as the Most Hated on this team.
I was getting BLOWN UP with texts, IMs, tweets, smoke signals, carrier pigeons, Morse Code, and my neighbor with milk cartons tied to strings, of just PURE VENOM towards this dude. I think I speak on behalf of all Mets fans when I say I’d swap OP for Bartolo Colon, and the White Sox don’t even know where the fuck that tub of lard is. Good luck finding a big enough milk carton to fit Bartolo’s fat ass.
For Sure Venom