Drunk Badgers? Sign Me The F Up.


BERLIN (Reuters) – A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.

Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol. Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.

Now we all know my stance on PETA, but it’s stories like this that remind me that animals and us humans are more alike than we’d like to think.

I mean just last weekend I got BLACKED on some watermelon soaked in vodka and ended up laying in the middle of the road.  People thought I was dead too and they kept yelling “get that beast out of the road.”  Fuck, the police even tried to shoo me away with a broom.  And by broom I mean tazer.

But I mean seriously, take a look at this montage of Drunk Animals:

You’re telling me you’ve never been drunk as a skunk elephant like the big fella at the 1:12 mark?  Holding on for dear life convinced that the ground itself isn’t wide enough for you to balance on?

Next thing you know we’re gonna hear stories about this old Drunk Badger hooking up with Fat Lady Badgers and regretting it in the morning.

For Sure Drunk Humans and Drunk Badgers Are Similar



4 Responses to Drunk Badgers? Sign Me The F Up.

  1. D Moh says:

    Best part is for sure the hungover monkey at the 2:59 mark.


  2. dmac says:

    I bet that monkey went home and beat his wife FS.

  3. Gdubs says:

    We had to watch this documentary in 5th grade science class. From that moment, all the 10 year olds thought alcohol was the greatest thing since pogs. It was so great that we made our teacher rewind the VHS so we watch it over and over again. That Friday night we all got BLACKED while watching TGIF. For sure show 10 year olds a drunken animal documentary.

    On a side note, those two monkeys remind me of my many one night stands.

  4. funfsinn14 says:

    3:12 When that meercat realized he woke up next to a Warthog and didn’t remember anything about it, he couldn’t be outta there faster. For sure drunken animals documentary. FSDAD

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: