Statia, who could easily pass for 88 or 89, says she’s looking for love. If you know any lonely centenarians who live near Ireland, maybe you should pass along her number. She’s got a sense of humor, telling one reporter, “Those that get married do well, but those that don’t do better.”
A while back on FSN I proclaimed my desire to hook up with a 90s Baby
What you clowns did realize is that I was talking about the fucking 1890s!
FS Statia Kealy!
I PROMISE YOU bitches over the age of a hundo will teach you things you never even heard of in the bedroom. We’re talkin pre-Industrial Revolution moves that will knock your socks off.
You ever have a chick give you the Cotton Gin? What about a Steam Engine?
Whats a Steam Engine?
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
For Sure F 106 Year Olds
~ Shout out to GP for the link