FSN Train Wreck Hall of Fame Inductee

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A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister in Rainbow Park was sentenced to jail-time served and three years probation Tuesday in Sarnia court.

The man doesn’t recall the incident but didn’t dispute it occurred, based on a witness’s statement.

A family visiting the park about 6:30 p.m. came upon the couple on a park bench, police had reported earlier.

Defence lawyer Robert McFadden noted his client was incomprehensible when arrested because he and his sister had been drinking alcohol-laced mouthwash.

The woman was intoxicated and unconscious throughout the incident.

The mother of the pair told McFadden she hopes her son didn’t realize the woman was his sister. She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse, the lawyer said.

Chugga Chugga. Chugga Chugga, CHOO CHOO!!!!!!!!

FSKY Airlines is immediately diverting a plane mid flight directly to Sarnia, Canadia so this Brother Fucking Sister Duo can Kill Themselves as soon as possible.

Listen we’ve all swallowed a few gulps of Listerine when we weren’t supposed and then realized there’s about 29% alcohol in there and drank half the bottle (Right?)  But that is still not even CLOSE to a plausible excuse for going down on your GODDAMN SISTER.

And I love Mom chiming in that it’s a “low point” for the family…

Well I certainly hope he doesn’t go down any further…….

ZING! GOT EM!

For Sure Train Wreck Hall of Fame

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2 Responses to FSN Train Wreck Hall of Fame Inductee

  1. Garbageman says:

    Catherine: I want you.
    Jake: But, you’re my sister.
    Catherine: Only by blood.

    For Sure Not Another Teen Movie

    FSNATM

  2. Doctah says:

    Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here’s a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!

    For Sure EuroTrip

    FSET

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