The whole world is now sobbing over this little broad and her 2 sentence speech. Pipe down, honey. This acting performance was just about as bad as your “father’s” in The Wiz. First off, this bitch is white. Like white-white, not half white. That’s because MJ wasn’t even her dad and the f’n mom was a surrogate too. Give me 5-1 odds and I’m comfortable throwing down a hundred that these kids are actually cyborgs.
But let’s pretend for a moment that Michael Jackson’s dick was able to shoot anything other than Pixie Dust and colored sprinkles and he actually reproduced and created this chick.
“”Ever since I was born, daddy has been the best father you could ever imagine”
Really, Paris? Really? That’s all your youthful exuberant mind could muster? You set your mind to it, trying to create any sort of fantastical creation to play your father in the land of make believe, and you couldn’t do any better than the Child Molesting Porcelain Monkey From Jumanji?
These kids are so fucked. I love how Diana Ross didn’t even show up. She was like “NO FUCKING WAY am I taking these little fucks under my wing. I’m sixty five goddamn years old and do you KNOW how much therapy for these cyborgs is gonna cost?”
Oh and you know who else can suck it? Brooke Shields.
Maybe if she just banged him when they dated MJ woulda realized that having sex with girls is f’n sweet and his whole fiasco of a life coulda been avoided.
Matter of fact, F this entire funeral. I’m receiving word that, in an unprecedented move, FSKY Airways is offering FREE one way tickets to the FSKY Jungle to the 25,000 people who were in or around the Staples Center for Michael Jackson’s Funeral.
When the FSKY Air CEO was asked why his airline was extending such a generous offer to the thousands of assholes putting on this dog-and-pony show, he simply responded:
“Because they need to kill themselves”
The entire funeral procession needs to Kill Itself.