NEW YORK (Reuters) – Lenny Dykstra, the former star center fielder for the New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies Major League Baseball teams, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, court records show.
The 46-year-old has no more than $50,000 of assets and between $10 million and $50 million of liabilities, according to a petition filed Tuesday with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in the Central District of California.
Now I’m no accountant (am I?) but I’m pretty sure when you’re assets-to-liabilities is $50,000 to $50,000,000, you’re completely fucked.
The question is, now that Nails filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and all his ashtray money is gone, what is he gonna do with his 12 inch cock?
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