Naked Man From Bronx Disrupts US Airways Flight

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New York Post — A US Airways flight to Los Angeles was diverted to Albuquerque after a Bronx man removed all of his clothing midflight, forcing flight attendants to cover him with a blanket before he was arrested.

Passenger Ginny Keegan said the man was “completely naked” as he was taken in handcuffs off the plane.

As the plane took off again, Keegan said the usual announcement to fasten your seat belts came with a twist.

The message included “a reminder to everybody to please keep your clothing on. It got a couple chuckles,” Keegan said.

Oh well I’m sorry US Airways.  I’m sorry we’re not all scholars that can properly interpret your sarcastic and witty “joke” during the fasten-your-seat belt instructions.

Plus everyone knows the best way to instigate is to tell people what they can”t do.  Telling this dude to keep his clothing on is like dangling candy in front of a little kid and telling him he can’t have it.  They’re not responsible for their actions after this ridiculous baiting.

If you don’t want to see a bipolar dude naked, don’t tell him to keep his clothing on.  Its like reverse psychology.

For Sure Reverse Psychology

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2 Responses to Naked Man From Bronx Disrupts US Airways Flight

  1. cmac says:

    well, well, well stewardess, your little joke isn’t so funny when you see some puerto rican penis.

  2. Timmaaaaay says:

    A passenger on the flight, who preferred to remain anonymous, said the Bronx man stood up in front of everyone and yelled,”Como estan, bitches!”

    “Let’s just say there were some ironic jokes regarding the cock pit,” remarked another male passenger.

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