It’s Friday, Nation! Put Yo Ass In The Air

July 31, 2009

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Get Blacked this weekend and Smash Cheeks

FSSC


Theo Epstein Is A Wizard; Mark Shapiro, Not So Much

July 31, 2009
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How about, instead of giving you the players you want, I'll give you players you don't want? DEAL!

MLB.com’s Jonathon Mayo is reporting that the Sox landed Victor Martinez in exchange for Nick Hagadone and Justin Masterson.

The fact that the Tribe didn’t get Clay Bucholz in this deal is crippling for Indians fans.

Couple that with the fact that the Indians didn’t get any of the Phillies top prospects for Cliff Lee, and it really wasn’t a good week for Mark Shapiro of the Indians.  I mean it wasn’t atrocious, but when you trade the reigning Cy Young winner and a 30 year old 1B/C under contract for $7 Mil next year, you expect to get a BOUNTY in return.  Who knows how these things pan out, but it doesn’t look as if Cleveland got that.

FS Theo Epstein.  Again.


Milorad Cavic SUCKS at Talking Shit

July 31, 2009

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ROME — Milorad Cavic is tired of hearing about Michael Phelps having to compete in a supposedly inferior swimsuit. The Serb even offered to buy his American rival one of the latest models if that’s what it takes to even the playing field for their Saturday night rematch in the 100-meter butterfly.

“I know he’s making a lot of money from Speedo,” Cavic said. “It’s loyalty. But throughout all my experiences, I’ve learned this — free will is a gift with a price tag, and whatever you choose to do you’re going to pay, but how much you’re going to pay is really dependent on you.”

BURN! Got EM!

Hey Michael, your mama’s so fat she used up all her free will on a price tag dependant upon your behavior!

Seriously I don’t even know what the FUCK this silly foriegnor was talking about.

Do you know what Michael Phelps’ response to this shit-talking was?

“…………………………..”

Those are the words of a man to busy CRUSHING ASS to respond to someone about swim suits.

Phelps should swim wearing nothing but his 8 gold medals letting his bratwurst flop around during the butterfly.

For Sure NOT Milorad Cavic


Erin Andrews Is Loving EVERY SECOND Of This

July 31, 2009

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Last week, the ESPN reporter called 911 to report two photographers parked outside her house in suburban Atlanta. She described herself as “the girl that was videotaped in my hotel room in the nude” and expressed frustration about being treated like Britney Spears.

Give Erin Andrews the fucking Oscar!

Boo Hoo, paparazzi loves me, boo hoo, I’m a News Sensation, boo hoo boo hoo BOO FUCKING HOO.

I love how she still takes the time during this situation to be a bitch to her mother.  Daughters are the fucking WORST.  “MOM! You’re being so obvious!”

Well honey maybe if you weren’t such a NAKED WHORE we wouldn’t be worried about this.

FSN Erin Andrews


Thanks For Clearing It All Up, Manny

July 31, 2009

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“Me and David, we’re like two mountains. We’re going to keep doing good no matter what . . . Only God is going to be able to move those two mountains”

Oh Word?

FS Mountains


Hot Shit Download

July 30, 2009

Mr. Hudson featuring Kanye West – Supernova

What can I say?  He’s a dick and he needs to Kill Himself, but Kanye makes some hot fire

FS Supernova


STFU

July 30, 2009

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David Ortiz – February 17, 2009:

“I would suggest everybody get tested, not random, everybody,” he said. “You go team by team. You test everybody three, four times a year and that’s about it.”

And if a player tests positive for steroids?

“Ban ’em for the whole year,” the slugger said.

“I think you clean up the game by the testing,” Ortiz said Monday. “I know that if I test positive by using any kind of substance, I know that I’m going to disrespect my family, the game, the fans and everybody, and I don’t want to be facing that situation.”

If you know you did steroids you should shut the fuck up.

FSSTFU