Calling 9-1-1 is For The Birds

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You know what shit is PLAYED THE FUCK OUT?  9-1-1.

Anyone who calls 9-1-1 is lame.  OK, well I guess it does have its uses.  But the people who call 9-1-1 cuz of problems with their food need to Kill Themselves.  And not cuz its improper use of an emergency number.  Just because its old hat and doesn’t get the laughs it used to.

Seriously just in this past year this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this are all examples of people calling 911 over food.

Whatever happened to good old random acts of violence due to poor fast food service?

Those were the days.

For Sure The Days

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