I certainly don’t give a fuck about Australian Rugby. I already pretended to care about soccer for about 5 seconds yesterday when the US beat Spain, so that filled up my quota of talking about shit I don’t wanna talk about for the month. So skip past all that shit and lets get to the goods.
This dude fined himself 10 grand for being a drunk idiot. Imagine if regular guys out there were fining themselves for drunk antics? Kinda like when you first have kids and they make you put $1 in a jar every time you say a curse word (P.S. If I ever trick a broad into procreating my kids will be fuckin RICH off that scheme)
Whoops, woke up next to that fat old chick from the bar last nite. $5.
Grabbed that girl’s ass at the bar and she smacked me in the face. $5.
Told the cops “I smell bacon you filthy pigs!” and went to prison. $5.
The list goes on. I’d be broke as FUCK.
But, the saving grace is that the fines would probably be paid directly to your friends, in which case they’d just reimburse you with their own Drunk Fines.
Now that I think of it, Drunk Fines are a great way to monetarily prove which one of your friends is the stupidest.
I’m looking at you Dermy.
For Sure Drunk Fines
~ via With Leather