Golf Carting Under The Influence

Richfield — After drinking at least 10 beers at a golf course on state Highway 167 and being left behind by the relatives who brought him there, a South Milwaukee man decided to drive himself the nearly 40 miles back to his home – in a golf cart.

The man, 47, was arrested Saturday on suspicion of second-offense operating a vehicle while intoxicated after a sheriff’s deputy stopped the golf cart the suspect was driving southbound on state Highway 175, the report says.

The man told Deputy Andrew Meier that he was driving back to South Milwaukee after a group of “uncles” abandoned him at Kettle Hills Golf Course

Well what do you expect him to do?

If there’s anyone to blame for this situation is the Abandoning Uncles.  Negligent bastards.

And we can all cut the shit with this guy actually getting charged with operating a “vehicle” while intoxicated.  A golf cart is about a half level above a Power Wheels.  Same situation when old people drive home from the bar shitfaced on their motorized wheel chairs.  None of this shit counts as a DUI.

On a side note, there is a 65% chance the man in this story was Dermy or Cradle Robber.

For Sure Drunk Golf Carts

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