Do you know whos is fucking disgusting? Finger-Licking-Paper-Flipper Man.
“Hmm, this stack of paper seems to be stuck together, let me SOAK MY FINGERS WITH SALIVA so the paper sticks to my fingertips.”
Sounds good, you fuckin animal.
Why don’t you just go ahead and spit on the actual piece of paper, and then grab it? Basically the same thing you filthy mutt.
For Sure NOT Finger-Licking-Paper-Flipper Man