Do you know what’s worse than being fucking CURSED by God with 8 goddam kids?
Being divorced and paying child support for the 8 little fuckers that effectively ruined your life.
This isn’t even a malicious call to Kill Yourself, Jon. You’ve been dealt a SERIOUSLY shitty hand in this world, and I think it would maybe be a better alternative than the awful existence you have ahead of you. It’s more of a suggestion. Think of it as: