Kid Pulls a Ms. Lippy At Soccer Game

This is maybe the most unexplainable thing I have ever seen.

At first it looks like maybe he’s just a messy retard who got it all over his hands, and then maybe wiped his face.  Maybe he took a bite and it got on his cheek.

Then you look up and you see its in his hair and you’re like what the fuck?

Then he starts smelling it and it hits his nose, at which point you’re beginning to think he’s doing it on purpose.

And then for the grand finale he strokes his ice cream bar across his forehead like Ms. Lippy with a gluestick, confirming that this chunky ginger is the most ridiculous kid of all time

ms lippy

For Sure NOT Rub your Ice Cream Into Your Face

~ Shout out to BC for the link


4 Responses to Kid Pulls a Ms. Lippy At Soccer Game

  1. weew31 says:

    FS CHUNK – FS Truffle Shuffle

    “Miss Lippy’s car…is green”

  2. Timmaaaaay says:


    Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy’s gotta think ‘You got a pet. You got a responsibility.’ If your dog gets lost you don’t look for an hour then call it quits. YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND FIND THAT FUCKING DOG!!”

    Ms Lippy:

    I think it’s time for dodgeball.

    FS Billy Madison

  3. MucktheFet says:


  4. Idol, great writing, too talented …

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