There’s an old saying out there that goes:
No matter how hot a chick is, there’s always a guy who’s tired of F’ing her.
I have a saying that goes:
IF YOU FIRST BREAK UP WITH GISELE AND THEN BREAK UP WITH BAR RAFAELI YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL CUZ KARMA IS GOING TO BREAK YOUR DICK OFF. ASSHOLE.
But that being said, the FSN Sayings do not apply to Leo DiCaprio, so chances are it won’t be karma that breaks his dick off, but most likely Megan Fox that does.
I hate you, Leonardo. I remember when you were playing that weird homeless kid on Growing Pains living in the closet at school and shit.
For Sure NOT Break Up With Smokeshows When You Used To Be The Weird Homeless Kid