Moshe Kai Cavalin, 11, graduates with honors from East Los Angeles Community College this week, but just don’t call him a genius.

“I consider myself a regular kid who works hard and does his best,” says this only child of a Taiwanese mother and an Israeli father.

Well WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO.  I’m pretty sure a retarded monkey can graduate from a Los Angeles Community College.

Fuck this kid.

Pre-teen could probably beat you up, too.

Well fuck you to then, NBC.  I don’t care how much martial arts this little ninja knows I would fuck him up.

Up next for the tireless boy wonder: In the next take six months to a year he plans to devote himself to martial arts, write a book for kids on how succeed in school, and take up scuba diving.

Not on the agenda: playing video games.

“I feel it’s a waste of time playing video games because it’s not helping humanity in any way,” says the 11-year-old, who wants to use his knowledge to change the world.

Also not on the agenda – Having sex with girls and getting Rip Roarin drunk from the ages 18-22.

Can’t wait till this kid hits normal college age and he realizes he ruined the only 4 years of his life where normal societal laws do not apply cuz he was busy “saving humanity”

Got news for you kid, Humanity is fucked whether you play video games or not.

Mohse Kai Cavalin?

FSKY

~ Shout out to Fitz for the link

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