VASSALBORO, Maine — A three-alarm fire on Wednesday morning destroyed Vassalboro’s Grand View Coffee Shop, a business well known for its waiters and waitresses who work topless.

Grand View, we hardly knew you.

I wonder how many poor shleps went to this place to get some coffee and pancakes and see some naked SS’s, and instead either got the hillbilly oxycontin addict in the back left who’s destined for an episode of Intervention, or the dwarf in the front whos gonna make a guest appearance in Little People, Big World.

For Sure NOT Grand View Coffee Shop Anymore

~ Shout out to Felix M. Ballsach for the link


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