Whats Worse – A subway ride in Japan?
Or a day at the beach in China:
Now I’m absolutely terrified of Asians and their absurd strength in numbers. And their color coded umbrellas and their uniform yellow tubes scares me and makes me think of a giant Red Army wearing t-shirts as they swim.
But this is a NO BRAINER. I am not even slightly kidding when I say that I would kill myself before I ever got on a Japanese subway like that.
The chance of that thing breaking down and me being trapped underground in a human web of Asians is the stuff of horror movies.
For Sure NOT Japanese Subway
~ Shout out to Derm for the beach pics