CAIRO (June 1) — A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

J CHRIST, ALADDIN!

FSN!  What the fuck sort of protest is that???

Elope with the bitch or something for God’s Your Penis’ sake.

You didn’t really think this one through, buddy.  You know why? 

Chicks like dude’s with dicks.

So you’re gonna go back to her and be like “Honey, I love you so much, but my father forbid me to marry you.  So I cut my dick off.”

She’s most certainly gonna give you a big ole’ FSN, and then you gotta walk around the desert like a dickless moron for the rest of your life.

For Sure NOT CHOP YOUR DICK OFF.

~ Shout out to GP for the link

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