He and a friend had been drinking on the bank of the river Isar in Munich when they spotted Steven L., a tourist from the eastern German state of Brandenburg, and chose to take offense at the man’s eastern accent.
Gotta love these animal cruelty hippies who write up this article focusing on concern for the goddam swan.
Go on to read the rest of the article and you’ll find out it was a racial brawl that included throwing an entire barbeque full of hot coals at one of the victims, but yea lets make sure the bird is ok. Fuck that.
Where I come from in the streets, if someone tells you that they wished a physical barrier separating the Democratic and Soviet sectors of a city was erected again because of me, well – thats an assault on my character. Anything within arms length is fair game to use at a weapon. Bottles, hot coals, and, yes, large majestic birds.
For Sure Use Swan As Club During Ethnic Dispute
~ Shout out to the Big Spartacus for the link