This is what the fuck I’m talkin about! Everyone always says that people who commit suicide are selfish because they often leave behind a husband or wife and children who need them.
But what about motorists stuck in traffic jams…what about them? I mean, over in China, the maximum you’re leaving behind is like 1 spouse and MAYBE two kids if you have the correct combination of numbers and letters on your license plates and the government allows you to reproduce. Meanwhile, a traffic jam in China lasting for 5 hours can easily affect
hundreds thousands over 1 MILLION MOTORISTS.
Well Lian Jiansheng and his bad ass Utilitarian ways does not fuck around. “Hey Chen, why the fuck don’t you just stab yourself in the stomach with your Samurai sword? Have a nice trip, dickhead.” (I paraphrased that last part)
For Sure Macabre Bridge
~ Shout out to C Han for the link. Gotta love when you get submissions from readers about people pushing others of a bridge and the subject of the email reads “Definitely right up your alley…”